...What.

Enter Lesbian1

Lesbian2 appears above at a window

Lesbian1:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the gay, and Lesbian2 is the Gay.
Arise, gay Gay, and gay the gay gay.
See, how she leans her gay upon her gay!
O, that I were a glove upon that gay,
That I might touch that gay!

Lesbian2:
O Lesbian1, Lesbian1! wherefore art thou Lesbian1?
What's in a name? That which we call a gay
By any other name would smell as gay
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a gay guy that is being gay"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove gay.

Lesbian1:
Lady, by yonder gay gay I swear
That tips on a gay guy the gay gay--

Lesbian2:
O, swear not by the gay, the gay gay,
That gayly changes in its gay orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise gay.
Sweet, gay night! A thousand times gay night!
Parting is such gay sorrow,
That I shall say gay night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Lesbian1:
Sleep dwell upon thy gay, peace in thy gay!
Would I were sleep and peace, so gayly to rest!
gayly will I to my gay gay's cell,
Its help to gay, and my gay gay to tell.